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Squirrel's World

The Thoughts of a Nutter

Created on 2003-06-05 14:12:24 (#1099912), last updated 2008-03-05

926 comments received, 1,093 comments posted

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Name:Squirrel
Birthdate:07-07
Location:Boston, Massachusetts, United States
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Note from the author: This is the second time I have redone Sara's userinfo. I'm leaving the first four things and adding some new ones. Oooooh!

First thing you should know about Sara is that she is a very hard worker. She has done a lot of homework throughout her school career-more than me, anyway-and she is very dedicated. She is very dedicated to swimming and got the Most Dedicated award.

I know this because I typed up her scholarship application essay. It was pretty damn good.

Second thing about Sara is that she is a loon. A complete and utter loon.

Some things that prove her looniness:

1) She hangs around with me.
2) A lot.
3) She sings loads of Disney songs.
4) She watches CSI religiously.
5) She's waiting until marraige to have sex.
6) She's an ANGST MAGNET of her own accord.
7) We have romantic dinners together.
8) She buys strange, neon colored jackets but then pretends to be normal and wears denim skirts.
9) She's the math half of the genius.
10) She is going went all the way to Boston for college and it is COLD THERE. JEEZ.

And many, many other loon things.


Thirdly, she is one of my best friends EVER.

Fourthly, here is a picture of the squirrel, snappyankles, angst magnet, and ultimate loon.



Aww, isn't she cuuute?

Fifthly-gentleman, I'm sorry, but she is taken. Hunter took her. Hunter is her boyfriend of like a month two four six nine months a year. He dressed up as a half-female, half-male thing on Halloween. *snorts* But, alas, he is straight. So all you boys must back off, because they are quite happy together. Also, Hunter runs very fast. He will catch you.

Sixthly-I am very hungry. No, that is not the sixth thing. But I really am very hungry at the moment. I am [info]mayet. Drop in and say hello, if you dare. Your chances of surviving the encounter greatly increase if you bring me food.

Seventhly, Sara can be Quite A Bitch. Like when she posted my Gollum pictures all over the internet. She's picked up a lot of nasty sarcasm from me as well. So watch out. Beneath that calm, blond exterior is an animal just waiting for release. Rawr.

Eighthly, I'm buggering off now because I am done writing, and I am hungry.


The Dark Crystal is Gelfling love.

by [info]this_is_fucked

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